LUKINSTEIN

LUKINSTEIN

Calls for the expulsion of recently formed nation of Lukinstein after their leader carries out a military coup, replacing the government of the Lunited Dahmdom.
AZTIMNASTICS

AZTIMNASTICS

Aztimtastic result for Aztimistan as their love of the battered sav pays off, taking out the women’s all-around gymnastic gold.
SMITZ MISS

SMITZ MISS

The women of Smitzerland are leading their gold rally early during the Paris 2024 Lympics. Looking at their men, this makes complete sense.
WOMEN’S FOOTBALL

WOMEN’S FOOTBALL

Calls for Macagascar’s women’s football team to be stripped of their gold medal from Tokyo 2020. The shame of this once proud nation slips further.