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LUKINSTEIN
Calls for the expulsion of recently formed nation of Lukinstein after their leader carries out a military coup, replacing the government of the Lunited Dahmdom.
AZTIMNASTICS
Aztimtastic result for Aztimistan as their love of the battered sav pays off, taking out the women's all-around gymnastic gold.
SMITZ MISS
The women of Smitzerland are leading their gold rally early during the Paris 2024 Lympics. Looking at their men, this makes complete sense.
WOMEN’S FOOTBALL
Calls for Macagascar’s women’s football team to be stripped of their gold medal from Tokyo 2020. The shame of this once proud nation slips further.
Medal Table
| Rnk | Nation |  |  |  | Gold | Silver | Bronze | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 |  Aztimistan | 157 | 6 | 1 | 18 | 16 | 19 | 128 |
| 2 |  Bugraine | 157 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 15 | 14 | 123 |
| 3 |  Smitzerland | 157 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 10 | 13 | 116 |
| 4 |  Inodeanesia | 157 | 6 | 1 | 14 | 19 | 13 | 116 |
| 5 |  Migaritius | 157 | 6 | 1 | 13 | 15 | 17 | 106 |
| 6 |  Anclarktica | 157 | 6 | 1 | 12 | 16 | 16 | 102 |
| 7 |  Lukinstein | 157 | 6 | 1 | 13 | 13 | 11 | 97 |
| 8 |  Izzrael | 157 | 6 | 1 | 11 | 18 | 11 | 94 |
| 9 |  Macagascar | 157 | 6 | 1 | 14 | 7 | 17 | 90 |
Medal Table
| Rnk | Nation | | | | G | S | B | Pts |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | AZT | 157 | 6 | 1 | 18 | 16 | 19 | 128 |
| 2 | BUG | 157 | 6 | 1 | 21 | 15 | 14 | 123 |
| 3 | SMI | 157 | 6 | 1 | 20 | 10 | 13 | 116 |
| 4 | INO | 157 | 6 | 1 | 14 | 19 | 13 | 116 |
| 5 | MIG | 157 | 6 | 1 | 13 | 15 | 17 | 106 |
| 6 |  ANC | 157 | 6 | 1 | 12 | 16 | 16 | 102 |
| 7 | LUK | 157 | 6 | 1 | 13 | 13 | 11 | 97 |
| 8 | IZZ | 157 | 6 | 1 | 11 | 18 | 11 | 94 |
| 9 | MAC | 157 | 6 | 1 | 14 | 7 | 17 | 90 |
Schedule – 10th August
| Time | Competition | Nation | Athlete | Code | Odds | Stage | Result |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 09:00 | Handball - Men | MIG | Spain | ESP | 9.50 | Bronze Match | Bronze |
| 10:35 | Waterpolo - Men | LUK | Hungary | HUN | 3.10 | Bronze Match | dnp |
| 10:35 | Waterpolo - Men | ANC | USA | USA | 33.0 | Bronze Match | Bronze |
| 11:30 | Basketball - Women | MIG | Australia | AUS | 26.0 | Bronze Match | Bronze |
| 11:30 | Basketball - Women | MAC | Belgium | BEL | 31.0 | Bronze Match | dnp |
| 13:30 | Handball - Men | IZZ | Denmark | DEN | 2.75 | Gold Match | Gold |
| 13:30 | Handball - Men | BUG | Germany | GER | 31.0 | Gold Match | Silver |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | MAC | Harrie Lavreysen | NED | 1.66 | Final | Gold |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | BUG | Kaiya Ota | JPN | 5.00 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | ANC | Jack Carlin | GBR | 6.50 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | AZT | Matthew Richardson | AUS | 7.25 | Final | Silver |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | MIG | Matthew Glaetzer | AUS | 11.0 | Final | Bronze |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | BUG | Jeffrey Hoogland | NED | 13.0 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | IZZ | Mateusz Rudyk | POL | 16.0 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | LUK | Mohd Azizulhasni Awang | MAS | 16.0 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | MAC | Sam Dakin | NZL | 16.0 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | ANC | Hamish Turnbull | GBR | 18.0 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | MAC | Sebastien Vigier | FRA | 23.0 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | AZT | Mikhail Iakovlev | ISR | 26.0 | Final | dnp |
| 13:32 | Cycling - Men Keirin | BUG | Nicholas Paul | TTO | 26.0 | Final | dnp |
| 14:00 | Waterpolo - Men | BUG | Croatia | CRO | 5.25 | Gold Match | Silver |
| 14:00 | Waterpolo - Men | LUK | Serbia | SRB | 10.0 | Gold Match | Gold |
| 15:30 | Basketball - Women | BUG | USA | USA | 1.03 | Gold Match | Gold |
| 15:30 | Basketball - Women | INO | France | FRA | 21.0 | Gold Match | Silver |